Thanksgiving is the best time of the year.

Just smell that succulent turkey, taste the delectable mashed potatoes. Look at that gorgeous table filled with food. And then, for dessert, pumpkin pie! You know, grandma always had that great recipe for pumpkin pie. She said that the best thing to put into a pie was your teeth. 

Well, all this food doesn't get here by accident, there's a lot of preparation--including hunting the turkey. For three years, we went to the woods to hunt for a turkey; but, we found none. For those years, we had only mashed potatoes with gravy for dinner. But, this year, we found the whole flock of turkeys. There were about 70 of them. I quickly fired my shotgun and hit one right between the eyes. Sure, I did scare everyone else at Walmart, but why go track turkeys in the woods when I can find one a lot easier at Walmart. 

There are many things to be thankful for.
On Thanksgiving,

I'm specially thankful that I'm not a turkey.